Out of the mouths of roommates

This happened just now and I could not stop laughing.

Me: Woah, I thought you tripped there for a second...

Roommate: Nope, I don't trip, I have the feet of a nimble giant!

Then I was gasping for air because I was laughing so hard. A giant of all things! She practically 5 feet tall! (Sorry, I've been informed that she is 5'3" AND A HALF!)

When I asked her to explain this "feet of a nimble giant" nonsense, after some garbling and rambling on even more nonsense, she hit me with yet another gem:

"IT'S POETRY, IT'S NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE SENSE!"

There you have it people. Feet of a nimble giant = poetry.